Truth or Consequences, NM 87901
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About Me: I'm a 42 year-old gay man living in a wacky world. I get by with a little help from my friends and quantities of high-grade selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors.
My therapist says Pink Banana World could be a therapeutic outlet. However, I’ve come to the conclusion that he just doesn’t want to have to listen to all of my crap anymore. Considering how much I have to pay the bastard, I think one of us is getting screwed.
Nonetheless, I assure you before we part each other’s company—at least one of us will be extremely embarrassed.
That said, I feel I should share some deep, dark secret with you. Luckily, I’ve made a promise with myself to never talk about my ill-fated porn ‘adult entertainment’ career in public any longer.
Instead, I shall share one of the Obliquity’s Ten Keys to Life with you: Every man should have a proper daily skin care regimen. As for the other nine, you'll have to buy my book (if I ever finish it).
In summation, ladies & gentlemen of the jury, I am a bloody mess and there are actual crime scene photographs to prove it. DVD, VHS and BETA are available on the black market.
